February 2010
57 posts
January 2010
113 posts
Dear Duke—
I am annoyed that we have class tomorrow. Admittedly I drove to campus today but that was a 1PM, aka the time of day when the roads were maximally slushy rather than icy death paths. Tomorrow morning at 8 AM is NOT going to be safe driving time. Telling me to take the bus isn’t really helpful either. So basically, DUKE SNOW DAY FAIL.
PBR is so much better on tap than in a can…
– Kristin. Then Jordy called her a hipster.
situation: talking about prototypes and "social... →
I’m sorry, but do you mean THE Lakoff? As in…
Oh you totally do. Baller. BTW teaching Linguistics profs about what’s hip/new/cool is one of the purest joys of linguistics courses. I am sad that if one day I become a Linguistics professor, I will eventually be learning about college slang from my students.
volcanoes:
Lakoff: What are some social stereotypes? Student 1:...
Unhappy Hipsters →
knickknack:
My favorite new Tumblr.
It’s excellent. Everyone should check it out.
Aaaaaand now we’re watching the Matrix. With a drinking game.
One Durham resident said, “When I heard the weather people predicting a...
– Durham Stricken By Strange White Stuff « The Weedicle
Color, pattern, texture, shine.
– Things that make an outfit interesting according to Clinton and Stacy.
If anyone today tells me that Holden Caufield...
I’m not saying you can’t feel that way. Just that I’m going to judge you.
This apparently means I was not a very good American adolescent, which I think we all knew anyway, since the time in my entire life when I had the most anger/angst was about a month in fourth grade when I didn’t want to go to school because I wasn’t in a Gifted class and found my classmates...
Halftime, playing everyone’s favorite game: spot people with tickets in the upper deck.
I love that Nowicki does the band and surf board thing.
Grad students. Ew. While I someday plan to be one, for the moment I maintain my right to undergrad disdain.
re: Facebook Photo
Katie: Who is our friend?
me: No idea.
I thought you knew him!
Katie: Hahahaha
That would be a negative
Me: Well, you're the one next to him so he's clearly YOUR rando
Katie: NO, his arm is around YOU, therefore YOUR rando
Take responsibility!
Me: No! He's yours!
Katie: Maybe he's Amanda's
She's in the pic too
me: Oooooo
Maybe!
Katie: Good compromise
Oh Duke Parking
So last April I got a ticket for parking outside my own building. I’d had my parking pass down while driving around in sketchy Durham and had forgotten to put it back up when I got home.
I remembered this the next morning on my way to the bus (before a 10:05 so it must have been 9:45 at the latest) and scampered over to my car— and lo and behold the ticket was there, issued at 9:30.
...
Let Us Be Clear,
…At this moment I hate the following:
1) Women
2) Leadership
3) Women who do Leadership (yes, I realize that includes myself, see Item 4)
4) Myself for not starting this paper sooner,
5) Vivian Gornick, who all of the other people in my class as well as me, have diagnosed as awful.
Someone in front of me is using yahoo mail. Judge.
Lee, Maddie and Caryn would all like me to correct my earlier post claiming that there was an amuse-bouche as part of dinner. There was not. There were just prawns (or shrimp? She called them both.).
Paying attention is hard when all that wine is around.
Wine! This is fun.
…Tom Szigethy is explaining Asian Glow. At an etiquette dinner. This is getting good.
Pinching bread and eating soup backwards.
Getting Back Into This School Thing Is Hard
Caryn: Ok; must sleep.
Me: Bah. Me too.
Caryn: I did nothing tonight.
Meg: Uhm, ditto. As you know.
Caryn: Then why the fuck is it 2am
Meg: ... i never know the answer to that
If you write your best papers the night before they are due, don’t let people...
– MIT Admissions Blog - 50 Things
This is old, and not at all topical, but it’s a fantastic list of 50 nuggets of advice about college that I just discovered. I miss being in school.
(via 2arrs2ells)
Some of my favorites from this:
At least a few times in your college career, do something fun and...
Aaaand we just had a flashing cop car barrel down on us, pull in front of us on Ninth, turn off the lights, u-turn and careen off towards Central.
1) Police bust into Alivias, take two guys out. Sketchy.
2) Flashing cars in front of Devines.
3) Brawl in the Shooters parking lot.
4) Domestic dispute and a wanna-be vehicular homicide victim on Main Street.
5) On Time taxi pulled over near Buchanan (who pulls over cabs?)
6) Cops at Partners.
7) Witnessing mild scuffle at Cosmic AS WE SPEAK.
Dude, Durham, what on earth?
Everyone in Durham has lost THEIR EVER LOVING MINDS. Cops, fights, crazy people everywhere. WHAT ON EARTH!